Things I Have Learned In My 39th Year

1. The swelling around my ankles is "just fatpads"- seriously. I asked my doctor why my ankles look so weird and this is what she told me.  Fatpads.

2. The amount of times I have reheated my cup of coffee is inexcusable...and also means that I will be wondering why I am unable to fall asleep tonight.

2a. I should not drink coffee past noon.

3. I go to McDonald's far too often (mostly for coffee & Hi-C orange, though). Also, if I order a Happy Meal, one of my favorite McD's employees might give me a normal-sized small Hi-C instead of a child-sized.  

A Spinster New Year

I don't know how other spinsters celebrate New Year's Eve...

This spinster celebrates by buying herself treats and hanging out with her pups!

HAPPY 2017!!

Spinster Definitions

 1. From Oxford Dictionaries (http://www.oxforddictionaries.com/us/definition/american_english/spinster):  derogatory: An unmarried woman, typically an older woman beyond the usual age for marriage.

2. From Merriam-Webster (http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/spinster):

Simple Definition of spinster: an unmarried woman who is past the usual age for marrying and is considered unlikely to marry

Full Definition of spinster:

1:  a woman whose occupation is to spin 

2 a: archaic :  an unmarried woman of gentle family 

   b:  an unmarried woman and especially one past the common age for marrying 

3:  a woman who seems unlikely to marry

3. My answer to my niece when she asks me when I am going to get a boyfriend.  Also, my answer to my nephew-in-law when he says that I need to get a boyfriend.